WJLA Productions

two zero one two for double you jay elle eh

2012-01-25T14:57:00.003+08:00

Hello all,

first of all a big thank you for our commander for reminding us to update this blog of ours. if not it will be collecting dust spider webs.

new year, new hopes, new lives but same ol' WJLA!

let's hope 2012 will be the year we really enjoy. some of us gonna end our NS this yeasr, some gonna enlist, and some looking forward to graduation. all in all, 2012 will be the year some of us will be facing the adult world, find a full time job, and move on to the third phase of life.

i believe that we have 4 phases in life.

1)schooldays

2)National Service days

3)Full-time working

4)married and old age

Most of us are either still on the 1st stage or 2nd. for me and hashim, we're gonna end phase 2 and hopefully can kick start the third one with a bang!

to those starting or in the midst of the 2nd phase, i can assure you guys that it will be one of the best things that can happen in life. cherish every moment of it.

i think i typed for too long and will bore the shit out of you all. so gonna end here and see u crazy people very soon!!

*remember your friends in times of ups and downs. not forget them when your're happy and only find them when you're down. for this kind of friendship(WJLA) is rare and it is built to last.*

Think ah think.

Me Gusta!

Bach-A!

2012-01-24T14:08:00.001+08:00

Thanks for accepting me in WJLA! Real friends r from here and i will always treasure this friendship! :)

my 1st post of 2012

2012-01-23T19:40:00.002+08:00

hey WJLA.

its 2012! i foresee its gonna be a blissful year ahead cause..

1)graduating next year!

2)changed my relationship status!;D

3)Stay awesome

4)love you guys more

5)seriously we need a road trip together.

Love you all!

XOXO

Bach 3

First 2012 update

2012-01-15T05:54:00.005+08:00

No update since September 26. Everyone is busy I guess. Or you all are just lazy or don't know what to update. Actually I got nothing to update. I just come here to clear the spams on our tagboard and also change the song. I hope everyone is doing well. Oh and congrats to our boy cina maut, Chan Wei Hao, for making it to SCS.

WJLA family's brief profile

2011-09-26T01:10:00.006+08:00

ApitO

Former member of WJLA.

He will honour the callings of war.

One of the creator of WJLA.

He's only 2nd to the Commander.

One of FAITH member

Shark

He can breathe underwater.

Good fighter in all terrains especially elevation.

Apprentice of Lady Killer.

Boss of the Boys of the Flying Fortress.

He sleeps in the aquarium back in the mansion.

One of FAITH member.

Lady Killer

Heavy-fighter.

Trained in many fighting stances.

One of WJLA top killer.

He charms women and harms men.

He is also a member of Boys of the Flying Fortress.

He's always on the phone with some chick.

Royal Flush

The God of Gambler. Many of the illicit activities

of WJLA are planned by him. Known as Buddha as well.

His gambling ability is God-like.

He's in-charge of the mansion's casino.

One of FAITH member

Candy Boy

He's the WJLA photographer.

One of WJLA Remp-it Boys.

He's a part-time doctor.

He's very familiar with the street life.

He created the studio in the mansion.

Hickory

The Ying Yang half.

When his other half is present,

They can tremble the ground.

High-spirited and even higher energy booster

Loves the outdoor.

In-charge of the PA systems.

One of FAITH member.

Dickory

The other Ying Yang half.

(copy paste from Hickory's description)

Together they composed the song called Hickory Dickory Dock.

One of FAITH member

Hashbrown

He loves to eat and flow with time.

He works with the police and handles the crime files.

After his admission into the force, not a single WJLA member ever got arrested

and Royal Flush was suddenly released from prison for good behaviour.

His only desire is to find the person who attacked him during The night of the G2000.

He placed security system within the perimeters of the mansion

Furyrider

WJLA's best Remp-it boy... His ride is called the Highway Unicorn....

It's so fast that it makes other fast things not fast. The current 2nd in command. Before he rides off he will chant, "ride, ride pony like the fury of the devil arise!"

Member of the Freedom Fighters.

He installed the safety needs of the mansion.

Commander Soulja Star

The WJLA Commander.

His abilities are superior.

His presence will bring fireworks to live.

His words will influence even the most complex crowd.

He is the Boss of FAITH members.

One of the Remp-it boys.

He's the Awesome One.

He enjoys cooking for the mansion.

Screen Cobra

(Requires level 5 security access)

Party Poison

(Requires Level 5 security access)

To be continued.......

The Affiliates' Profile

2011-09-26T00:38:00.006+08:00

Gadget Boy

He's full of gadgets.

Deadly ones and horny ones too...

NASA

Indian intelligence working with rockets.

Half-brother to the Commander

Mean Machine

He has muscle memories of many fighting stances.

He sleeps hanging on a pull-up bar...

You should wonder what he can do while he's awake

Stalin

Man of steel. You can't cut him

but he can grind you

Vandaminator

One of WJLA's warden.

Long John

Another one of WJLA's warden.

Risk-Enough

The Cruiser. The Pilot. The Doctor

Lycan

The Werewolf. He's maot (deadly)

Kissing-Spider

He climbs for living and for killing....

Ruggirl

She spears with speed and don't provoke her or

something faster would come

Dzagon

He sleeps with dragons.... Just don't mess with him

unless you are a dragon slayer

Cold One

She's a vampire. You come any closer and

a werewolf will come

The WJLA codex by 7 heaven

Ringing the War siren

2011-09-26T00:04:00.005+08:00

We are WJLA! Family & Affiliates......

We came together during the 1st week of September. Now time has passed so quickly and we are already 3 years in the business....and what? some wuss said we are extinct. I cannot deny that we are not as loud as we were back then during the Golden Age of The Stallionz....you must have a foul tongue to say that we are DEAD.... Already you are way out of our league and you dare wake a sleeping giant.... If you want to say DEAD....tell that to our boys and girls who benefited from our influence....let them tell that to our boys who still roam hq as an officer....let them tell that to the faces who bear the horse on their chests....let them tell that to our affiliates....let them tell that to us who are Legend- wait for it.....- DARY!

If it's a war you ask for...then we'll be around to honour your calling...

We shall once more roar W-J-L-A this winter......

7 heaven

You know what we always love to do.

2011-08-09T00:00:00.001+08:00

-1

When childhood meets gangster hood

2011-06-29T00:09:00.004+08:00

Hell yeah if cartoons are going to be this awesome!!

Bach 6 out

what the lol

2011-06-25T22:41:00.003+08:00

no comments...

Bach 6 out

Strangers, again

2011-06-25T14:08:00.002+08:00

Bach 0...

The Turbanator

2011-06-12T01:38:00.001+08:00

Better don't play with this joke from now on.

HAHAHAHA

Bach 6 out

This is awesome too.

2011-06-11T01:38:00.001+08:00

-1

This is awesome

2011-06-08T21:32:00.001+08:00

Just awesome.

Bach 6 out

best sey!

2011-05-26T16:42:00.000+08:00

wish my work is like this. woooo!

Mummy's Curse.

2011-05-25T22:10:00.002+08:00

-1

Ok this is cute

2011-05-24T14:03:00.001+08:00

-1

ARRRGGGHH!!!

2011-05-20T16:39:00.001+08:00

gotta love japanese pranks!!

HAHAHHA! best sey!!

bach 2 out!

Another great football trick.

2011-05-18T13:29:00.001+08:00

-1

2011-05-16T02:37:00.000+08:00

Bach 0..

Prank Call.

2011-05-10T15:39:00.002+08:00

-1

A Good Magician.

2011-05-06T12:57:00.002+08:00

-1

lazy

2011-04-27T00:24:00.002+08:00

Been a while.....

Helllooooooo!!!
Been a while since i update something here.

just a jialat idea, why not we make WJLA's very own version of this? how? how? how?

bach 2
out!

Jia lat ah!!

2011-04-24T12:49:00.003+08:00

Can we try this?

Im negative too

Taco Bell Prank.

2011-04-21T14:05:00.002+08:00

No, seriously, do finish watching it. Or at least skip to the last part.

-1

Aspiring Girl.

2011-04-14T20:50:00.003+08:00

-1

Stupid

2011-04-10T11:21:00.004+08:00

Don't mean to make fun of Americans but this is stupidly stupid.

Name a country that starts with U.

They can't even answer this question!

HAHHAHA..

Bach 0 out...

Happy Birthday Hashim and Izuwan

2011-04-03T00:35:00.002+08:00

WJLA would like to wish Bach 6 and Bach 0 a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Bach 0 out!

2011-04-02T11:31:00.002+08:00

WA LANGGAR,WA LANGGAR!

*EDIT BY BACH -1* Just in case you wanna know, caption below says,

"Breaking Hurdles Bro (direct translation) shockingly appeared in high school sports meet"
"Dominates the stadium by running through the obstacles."

2011-04-02T11:26:00.001+08:00

if class 2b like this.WAH JIA LAT AH

bach 3

2011-04-02T11:20:00.000+08:00

favour ah syuk and nesaar.HAHAHAHAHA

2011-04-02T11:17:00.001+08:00

bach 3 outs

What you hear may be wrong after all..

2011-03-31T23:01:00.003+08:00

Just concentrate on the animations and words.

-1

2011-03-21T19:04:00.000+08:00

19th March, WJLA 2nd Annual Dinner @ Seoul Garden.

We Are All Connected

2011-03-19T00:00:00.001+08:00

That makes me want to grab people in the street and say, "Have you heard this!?"

Bach 0 Outs.. =D

Canon in Π

2011-03-08T22:55:00.001+08:00

Mathematician, musician.

-1

Slow Death.

2011-03-08T22:15:00.006+08:00

A friend of mine always said, "There are cooler ways to die."

Well, here's a cool way.

-1

Mortar Training.

2011-03-07T21:25:00.003+08:00

You've always heard Bach 0 talked about mortar training, now it's time to take a closer look at how a mortar training goes.

And that's what I call professional.

-1

Don't sleep in the office

2011-03-06T21:36:00.000+08:00

Nice..

Bach 6 out

Damn!

2011-03-04T23:38:00.002+08:00

Syukri Vs Hakim! HAHAX!

Negative Three Out!

Shit, crazy women.

2011-02-24T23:38:00.004+08:00

As promised.

-1

Best Trick in Free Kick

2011-02-21T11:25:00.001+08:00

-1

Humiliation

2011-02-20T03:45:00.002+08:00

I like it? I don't think so. . .

Grenade? More like Atomic bomb. . .

Seriously, What are they thinking?

Negative Three Over and Out!

L-O-L

2011-02-19T18:52:00.006+08:00

NN EP15 Bad English-Eggs from clicknetwork on Vimeo.

5 quotes for the day.

2011-02-18T15:34:00.001+08:00

Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
- John Updike

I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.
- Oscar Wilde

Opportunity is rare, and a wise man will never let it go by him.
- Bayard Taylor

Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.
- Mahatma Gandhi

You sure or not?
- M. Syukri

-1

Ronaldo Vs Remi Gaillard.

2011-02-15T21:25:00.003+08:00

And remember, it's by doing whatever that one becomes whoever. :)

-1

We should make similar game shows!

2011-02-15T17:02:00.002+08:00

Good Job!

Negative Three Over and Out.

Jumping Jacks.

2011-02-14T15:22:00.000+08:00

Just when you thought you've seen the worst.

The Female Rules

2011-02-09T23:45:00.003+08:00

Copy Paste from my blog.

The Female Rules

1. The Female always makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some of The Rules.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by The Rules, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

Copyright: http://my.opera.com/SerbianFighter/blog/?id=217633

New look!

2011-02-08T05:06:00.003+08:00

Guys what do you all think of our blog new design? Just in case you all cannot see the changes, I use our photo as the background, changed the fonts/fonts size and changed all your photos at the sidebar (I choose all handsome one okay) and also the order (now start from -3). So how?

Happy Chinese New Year

2011-02-02T19:34:00.001+08:00

On behalf of WJLA, Bach 8 would like to wish everyone out there a happy Chinese New Year, espicially to our only chinese member Chan Wei Hao. May you be blessed with great health and lots of wealth.

Justin Timberlake Medley

2011-02-01T15:05:00.001+08:00

Bach Zero Out!

Fun Work Out

2011-01-28T00:00:00.003+08:00

Who says running on a treadmill is very boring...

Bach 0 out..

why so liddat ah??

2011-01-27T21:58:00.002+08:00

Oh, the video starts 10 secs late by the way

now that's one kind of singlish you can get too hahaha.

Bach 6 out

The Challenger.

2011-01-27T21:19:00.002+08:00

Just in case you don't understand.

This is a boxing match between two countries. After the Japanese Anthem, the announcer said something like,

"Blue corner, the challenger. Bantamweight world ranking no. 7... PIPYORINENARI BORIRIREN!"

Then after the shot, the announcer said,

"Performance of the national anthem of Republic of East Poineki Kisanamuze."

负一

Miss Erotica.

2011-01-27T21:15:00.003+08:00

Quality not very good, but it's the content that matters. ;)

IT GETS BETTER...

Even the crew can't take it anymore!

负一

just for the fun of it~

2011-01-24T22:39:00.002+08:00

Say also don't listen,
Listen also don't understand,
Never understand also don't ask,
Ask also don't do,
Do also do wrong,
Wrong also don't admit,
Admit also won't make it correct,
Correct also not happy,
Happy also don't say,

and it goes all over again, talk about going round in circles.

Bach 6 out

Preparation for CNY

2011-01-23T22:06:00.002+08:00

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes! (say it out loud ;D )

1. Thats not right
(Sum Ting Wong)

2. See me ASAP
(Kum Hia Nao)

3. Small horse
(Tai Ni Po Ni)

4. You need a facelift
(Chin tu fat)

5. I thought you were on a diet
(Wai Yu Mun Ching)

6. He's cleaning the car
(Wa Shing Ka)

7. Your body odour is offensive
(Yu Stin Ki Pu)

8. This is a tow away zone
(No Pah King)

9. Great!
(Fa Kin Su Pah)

Take it easy bach 8. We'd all have to go through it some day.
But know that we'll always be here for you :)

Im negative too

What how

2011-01-23T19:36:00.001+08:00

I seriously don't know what to say or do.

2011-01-23T13:00:00.001+08:00

What if the person lying there was my mum?

Let the bodies hit the floor

2011-01-12T10:08:00.001+08:00

Forward to 0:45 then listen till the chorus ends. Now watch the vid below.
Enjoy :)

Im negative too

HAHAHAHA.

2011-01-07T23:30:00.003+08:00

-1

Think twice

2011-01-07T23:17:00.000+08:00

How fast can you guess these words?

1. BOO_S

2. _ _ NDOM.

3. F_ _ K

4. P_ N _S

5. PU_S_

6. S_X

Answers:1. BOOKS 2. RANDOM 3. FORK 4. PANTS 5. PULSE 6. SIX.
You got all 6 wrong, didn't you? You dirty minded freak!

Bach -2

2011-01-07T11:33:00.001+08:00

Charlie Chaplin Speaks.

Bach 0 Out.

2011-01-03T14:15:00.002+08:00

I didn't know what IPL stands for before I watch this video..

After watching the video I still don't know what IPL stands for..

Bach 0 out..

2011

2011-01-03T09:46:00.000+08:00

I have a wicked plan.

-1

2011

2010-12-31T13:46:00.000+08:00

Bach 8 would like to wish everyone a Happy New Year. May 2011 be a blissful and wonderful year for everyone.

How to explain Sexuality to Kids.

2010-12-31T12:27:00.002+08:00

I'm just bored.

Bach 0 Out..

Good bye mum

2010-12-27T00:30:00.004+08:00

Good bye son

Bach -2

Merry Christmas from WJLA

2010-12-26T03:17:00.007+08:00

Restructure

2010-12-23T23:09:00.000+08:00

Looks like we have to restructure the group.

Just Amazing

2010-12-20T03:11:00.004+08:00

A mash up of Fireworks and Grenade.Check out their youtube channel. http://www.youtube.com/user/KurtHugoSchneider

2010-12-15T14:33:00.001+08:00

bach 3

2010-12-15T14:28:00.000+08:00

ALL kena KON ah brudder!

bach 3 outs!

2010-12-15T14:21:00.002+08:00

Happy Birthday to our LAST WJLA BABY BOY..HEALME!.

Grew level 20 already!.and Jack already waiting for his level 21 next month!HAHAHAHAAHA.

all the best in CDA bro!..we damm proud to have a SCDF SGT in WJLA!

bach 3 outs!

Check this out

2010-12-14T23:30:00.004+08:00

"Ellen! Ellen! Ellen! Ellen! Ellen! Ellen!"

2010-12-13T08:22:00.000+08:00

http://www.anasomnia.com/

Try go this website and see the dream come true.

Bach 0 out.

From the guys of 5 Rangers!

2010-12-12T22:00:00.001+08:00

HAHAHA.

Champion

2010-12-11T17:50:00.001+08:00

I got 49.5m!

QWOP

2010-12-09T15:17:00.000+08:00

http:// http://foddy.net/Athletics.html

Click the link above and try the game!!

Just use the Q W O P keys to try to make this muthafaker RUN!

After 30 minutes, my record is 6.4 meters! hahaha...

Bach 0 out!

Its Kinda Cool Ya know!

2010-12-05T15:20:00.002+08:00

Bach -3 Over And Out!

2010-12-05T10:52:00.001+08:00

Check His other videos. Funnnehhh....

Bach 0 out.

I You We & Them

2010-11-20T23:06:00.000+08:00

Everyone are working hard in their respective areas. Very hard for all of us to meet up like we used to cause some are in NS. Big already sia we all. Therefore I hope everyone will keep up their good work and the next time we meet up, we will only share good news after good news. Take care peeps! WJLA ALL THE WAY!

Mr Coffee

2010-11-08T11:47:00.002+08:00

I'm promoting coffee. Wei Hao should be doing thing. haha..

Bach 0 out.

2010-11-05T16:05:00.004+08:00

Hey Guys,

I was reading some strange facts online and I saw one that made me laugh quite a bit. haha.

The fact is;

The most popular first in the world is Muhammad.

HAHAH... Okay maybe not so funny.

Bach 0 out!

Pregnant Ah!?

2010-10-30T14:37:00.002+08:00

Bach 0 out.

2010-10-04T00:48:00.004+08:00

WJLA's 2010 Hari Raya Outing. 2nd October 2010. A wonderful day indeed.
We rented a bus with a driver, A china man driver. But all went well, thanks to our translator Wei Hao. The rest of the photos are all in FB. =D

First was the twins' house.
Second house, Shafiq's.
Third house, Fahmy's. Fahmy's cousin was home too. She is hot! hahaha..
Forth, Syukri's house.
Fifth, Hanafi's house
The Sixth house was Hasiff's house. But we didn't take a picture there.
Seventh house, Riduwan's girlfriend's house, Nadya.
Eighth House, Annisa's.
Ninth house, Hilmi's House.
Lastly, Sholihin's house, The house where we gathered and watch all the videos we took for that day. It will be uploaded soon, Shol can be a little lazy sometimes. hahaa..

Bach 0 out!

Say somemore!

2010-09-21T23:01:00.001+08:00

Bach 6 out

Eat Da PooPoo

2010-09-20T21:37:00.003+08:00

Original

Remix

The Negative One

Bad Batman

2010-09-19T10:20:00.001+08:00

=D
Bach 0 out..

Pokemon medly!

2010-09-16T23:24:00.004+08:00

I'm a fan of Pokemon since my childhood days you see, so posting this up brings me back to my good old days as a Pokemon master(in my own world that is hahaha). And if my memory still proves me right, the various songs on the video are played when you are in these following locations:

(i can't believe i actually manage to remember all these)

1st) walking from pallet town to viridian city.
2nd) at pallet town .
3rd) inside S.S Anne.
4th) when riding a bicycle.
5th) walking from pewter city to mt. moon.
6th) at a Pokemon centre
7th) starting song when you 'on' your gameboy! (ini yang best!)
8th) at a gym

good old times

Bach 6 out :)

Quick videos on the go!

2010-09-16T02:37:00.003+08:00

Watch how these little things do their roller babies.

Now watch the making of this video

Cute? Cool? Both? You decide. In the mean time, that's it for now.

Bach 6 out

P.s : we'll try to update it frequently here alright ;)

Selamat Hari Raya

2010-09-09T23:27:00.001+08:00

This is the Heart Attack Grill

2010-09-04T02:03:00.001+08:00

Zelo..

2010-08-19T14:33:00.000+08:00

bacH -2

2010-08-17T22:23:00.001+08:00

bacH -2

Why Pork is forbidden by Islam, Explained by a Chrisitan

2010-08-15T15:24:00.001+08:00

Wei Hao don't get offended. haha..

Bach 0 out.

HAPPY 45th NATIONAL DAY!

2010-08-09T22:51:00.000+08:00

Death Star Canteen

2010-07-31T20:26:00.001+08:00

Its actually from a stand up comedy from Eddie Izzard I think.

Bach 0 out.

our first post.

2010-07-27T23:53:00.002+08:00

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Wah Jia Lat Ah!!!!
WAH JIA LAT AH!!! haha..hello..this is our first ever post from the Wah Jia Lats. Donnoe what to write since its the first time we're doing this. Not to worry, this blog will be up and running sooner than you can say the phrase Wah Jia Lat Ah!!..haha..

wokay...
Posted by WAH JIA LAT AH!! at 2:44 PM
Labels: nonsense.

HAHA! that above my friends, was our first ever WJLA post. See how far WJLA have come by! God Bless us all!